Help! I submitted a week ago and still haven't been called down!
It's possible that we received a lot of submissions and are swamped, but if you feel like your submission is stuck in the void between submitting and editing, please feel free to email us at email@example.com to get an update on where it's at.
Help! My submission was edited but hasn't been published!
Similar to the situation above, we might just be swamped. Still, if you're concerned your editor still hasn't sent it to be published, email firstname.lastname@example.org for an update.
Help! Your ludicrously short help section doesn't cover my problem.
Hey! Stop insulting my help section. If you have any other questions, believe it or not you can still email email@example.com and get some answers to your burning questions.